Stumptown Coffee Pearl
Amenities
- Bar stools
- Comfy couches
- A big table
- A bathroom so clean you may as well polish it while you’re doing your business
Atmosphere
Mellow, warm and dim
Ideal for
- Lounging about
- Meetings with friends
- Place to stop by on a date
Wifi rating
2 1/2 / 5 Never fast, but Google searches in proper speed, so that’s something, right?
Pro tip
Out of seating? Need to get away with the date when the mood strikes? More couches and chairs around a table—that no one ever sits on—are available when you take the stairs beside the hotel reception desk to the 2nd floor. Amber Case, the Cyborg Anthropologist who holds the title of "Most Tabs Open In A Browser Window," told me that you can further take this stairs to the 4th floor, where seating nirvana supposedly lies. You’re welcome to prove or debunk this story.
Aside
They will serve your Americano in a small glass, and, to my knowledge, had no tall ones available.
